First, there was
The Ream at The Scream where I schooled
Josh in the ways of crashing down a mountain.
Next was
The Brawl in Benson, where Josh got his revenge by out-kicking and
outwitting me with the help of duct tape
Now the stage is set for the rubber match. The final battle. A balls-to-the-trail, winner-take-all, marathon to the
death:
Twenty Six Point Dead at Umstead
Our third and possibly terminal showdown will take place at the 2013
Umstead Marathon (Tenth anniversary edition!).
Recent training runs revealed that we are both a bit out of shape, though evenly matched.
We both will dedicate the next 4 months training solely for this race.
On March 2, 2013 we will find out:
- Who trained harder and most importantly smarter
- Who is the biggest shirtless douchebag
- And who will emerge alive from the bottom of Cedar Ridge...
.
(Assuming, of course, we can actually register in time)