Attention Umstead Marathon Conclave:
We are the the Revolutionary Umstead Mascot Possum Society.
Mile 8 of the Umstead Marathon is in our possession.
It sure would be a shame if something happened to it...
because you really can't have a marathon without Mile 8.
If you finally do the right thing and make a possum the mascot for 2017, then we will see to it that Mile 8 is returned to you unharmed.
Otherwise, start planning The Umstead 25.2 Miler.
- RUMPS
¡Viva la revolución zarigüeya!
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